scunners:

soooo since i’m in real trouble with my money (getting kicked out of my apartment if i don’t pay 1000€ asap) and such i thought i’d try to get at least something by doig stuff
so if anyone wants to order an infinity scarf, a normal scarf, a normal hat or a square ‘cat ear’ kinda hat in a ~mystery colour~ (or you could ask if i have your fav colour idk) i’d be happy to make some
just know that if you order one, i do need the payment first ‘cause the money trouble is urgent… it takes me about a day to make a hat and three to five days to make a scarf. (and obviously longer if i have many to make, i’ll make them in order etc etc) i’m an unemployed student though, so i have plenty of time to make the items…
the price would be 15€ for the hats and 20-30€ for the scarves depending on the type… shipping abroad is really expensive because shipping is super dumb, within europe the shipping price for a scarf would be 15€ (10€ for a hat) and 20€ to for example USA or australia (15€ for the hat)
i know it’s expensive and such but i really need the money and i don’t want to just ask for money without doing anything for it
so yeah please send me a message if you’re interested
if you want to just help me with my stupid troubles without getting anything back you can message me about that too but idk eh

scunners:

soooo since i’m in real trouble with my money (getting kicked out of my apartment if i don’t pay 1000€ asap) and such i thought i’d try to get at least something by doig stuff

so if anyone wants to order an infinity scarf, a normal scarf, a normal hat or a square ‘cat ear’ kinda hat in a ~mystery colour~ (or you could ask if i have your fav colour idk) i’d be happy to make some

just know that if you order one, i do need the payment first ‘cause the money trouble is urgent… it takes me about a day to make a hat and three to five days to make a scarf. (and obviously longer if i have many to make, i’ll make them in order etc etc) i’m an unemployed student though, so i have plenty of time to make the items…

the price would be 15€ for the hats and 20-30€ for the scarves depending on the type… shipping abroad is really expensive because shipping is super dumb, within europe the shipping price for a scarf would be 15€ (10€ for a hat) and 20€ to for example USA or australia (15€ for the hat)

i know it’s expensive and such but i really need the money and i don’t want to just ask for money without doing anything for it

so yeah please send me a message if you’re interested

if you want to just help me with my stupid troubles without getting anything back you can message me about that too but idk eh

writing tip #900:

learn to type with your toes to give your ideas more time to flow from your head, through your body, and to the computer; fixing their own plot holes on the way down

writing tip #899:

go to the cinema and leave before the trailers end. go home and sit in bliss imagining the feature presentation was an adaptation of your novel that you stormed out from because you didn’t respect the director’s creative liberties

writing tip #898:

remember, a line removed is a line with neither spelling, grammar or stylistic errors; so deleting all your lines will remove all problems with your manuscript

writing tip #897:

invent new colours for your protagonist’s eyes to be truly unique

writing tip #896:

when your internet goes down, make sure you get as much writing done as you physically can. the opportunity may not come again for a while. bask in the glow of being distraction free

writing tip #895:

if a character doesn’t have a point of view chapter, your readers will worry they aren’t a sentient being, and in rare cases mistake them for balls of yarn or a potted plant

writing tip #894:

DON’T mention spaghetti

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writing tip #893:

male readers can be squeamish when it comes to periods in narratives, so use different punctuation marks