Novelist error messages.
do you remember when i said my character’s name in class instead of william blake because i will for the rest of my life
struggling to write relationships? there’s really no need to. imply a relationship. just make the story one long metaphor for the relationship. suggest relationships but establish that they could never exist on this plane of reality
i made this post back in october and you’re the first one to point it out well done you win
the little tab on the top of my page is for when you get bored and want to harass me for not writing enough jsyk
split your novel into two. on every even numbered page, show the horrible things happening to your main character at the present; and on the odd numbered pages, flashbacks to their happier times
next year i’m going to be editing the third draft of that story stay tuned for more eyebrows and angst
when I’m famous let this be the quote everyone knows me for